Smudge Hippo is technically a lawn bowls player. In practice, she’s far more invested in theintervals. A blanket on the grass, flask of tea nearby, and a gentle hum from the scorekeeper’s radio – that’s her idea of sporting perfection.
She insists the secret to accuracy is a properly brewed cuppa and constant breaks. Between ends, she offers running commentary from her deckchair, delivered in tones so calm they could be classed as mindfulness training!
